One day while I was visiting the local thrift shop my eyes were drawn to this little stuffed lemur. I just couldn't leave without it and thought how it would make quite the conversation piece in our formal dining room while sitting in the corner tree.
Talking about laughter, I thought the following story might bring a chuckle or two for your soul.
Advantages of Aging:
* Kidnappers aren't very interested in you.
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable number.
* No one expects you to run into a burning building.
* There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
The Senilty Prayer:
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Have a great day!
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